Pork hum

Birth
Pork Hum was born on 31st January 1955 as Michael Tim Gophlove in Carlisle, United Kingdom. In February 1963, Michael had a dance show in Malaysia. He came back and his mother, Joe Rewthip, had been poisoned by his dad, Jason Gophlove. Jason was the last person to be beheaded on 5th September 1968 at Fotheringay Castle. He was looked after by Theresa Rewthip since 1968 until being old enough to look after himself.

Rocking
In 1971, Mike had his name changed to Porkie Hum, or Pork. He formed Shreddy Ferry, which later became the most succesful band ever to top the charts with 1,377 songs. Their albums came up to 643, and many tracks are enjoyable. In October 1971, they recorded 5 albums. Their first live concert was in early 1972, which made him very popular after men handing out leaflets with stuff written all about him.

A tragic accident
In 1973, Marcus Love was shot by a mysterious archer who never got caught. We think it's Fródó de Valéncia, but he might've hidden somewhere. Fródó was found by Pork and he became his new bassist.

A move (1974)
In 1974, Pork moved to Guilford. That's where Madge rocker Daniel Brett was born in. In 2013, he moved to Stortford. Rewthip and the band joined, but It's only Rewthip that stayed with him.

The Ramones


In 1977, Pork saw The Ramones play Rockaway Beach.

The Next Step
Dad of Lamberth was a new album. It was released in early 1980 and again in 1989.